Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Interlude #5: It’s Never Good To Name Your Pet After Inappropriate Body Parts
Yes, it's true, I once named a cat after an inappropriate body part. No one could come up with a name and being the only female animal in the house I named her appropriately or so I thought. One day at work my phone rang and a good friend of mine said she heard we had adopted a new kitten. I told her yes and asked her if she wanted to see pictures of my Vagina. The reply was quick, soft and to the point. "I'm in the phone center, you're on speaker phone...and there are about 10 people in here." I hid the rest of the day. The cat was quickly renamed to Beijing in honor of the Olympics going on when we got her.
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And he's back with a bang! A light should appear on everyone's phone when they've been put on speaker. It's just not fair! Happy New Year Mike!
ReplyDelete'A Cat Named Vagina' would make an excellent title to a story or poem.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
I think you made a very good decision. tee hee
ReplyDeleteLol...just lol....I can't stop the chuckles from coming now...What a perfect way to come back to work...Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteyou should send this to reader's digest and win a prize or something.
ReplyDeleteI missed your post.. but looks like it was worth the breath holding wait...
ReplyDeleteLOL.. Mike I don't think you can get funnier in 2010. You have reached the peak... ;)
Wish you a very happy New Year.
OMG I thought I was the only one!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, I am the proud owner of a cat named Sphincter :o)
(black cat, white ring under his tail... it seemed appropriate!)
Hahahaha! Like this one! :)
ReplyDeletehahaha! That's great advice
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Why doesn't this story surprise me???
ReplyDeleteSigh...
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey...
LOL That's very funny. Vagina. Beijing. Hmmmmm they almost sound the same when speaking fast.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
C
nominated you for the 2010 weblog award. good luck.
ReplyDeleteHa ha that is genuis!
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Hi
ReplyDeleteI'm loving this blog!!!!
Great stuff!
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Shame you had to rename your cat. It sounds like a very good name. Perhaps you could have changed the pronunciation to Va-Geena? The weird thing is you could have named it Pussy and probably gotten away with it. Ah well! Great post.
ReplyDeleteThat is HILARIOUS! :-)
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ReplyDeleteWhere the hell are you?
ReplyDeleteI considered calling my cat Vulva - but Mildred won out. Maybe she wouldn't be so depressed if I had gone with the former...
ReplyDeleteCheck out my latest post - I finally bedded a girl. Sort of.
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