Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Interlude #5: It’s Never Good To Name Your Pet After Inappropriate Body Parts
Yes, it's true, I once named a cat after an inappropriate body part. No one could come up with a name and being the only female animal in the house I named her appropriately or so I thought. One day at work my phone rang and a good friend of mine said she heard we had adopted a new kitten. I told her yes and asked her if she wanted to see pictures of my Vagina. The reply was quick, soft and to the point. "I'm in the phone center, you're on speaker phone...and there are about 10 people in here." I hid the rest of the day. The cat was quickly renamed to Beijing in honor of the Olympics going on when we got her.